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Children's Books you'll Never See

  1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  3. Some Kittens Can Fly
  4. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  5. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  7. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America - Hey - Let's Go Ride Our Bikes
  8. All Dogs Go to Hell
  9. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  10. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
  11. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  12. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  13. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  14. Bi-Curious George
  15. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  16. Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
  17. You Are Different and That's Bad
  18. Dad's New Wife Timothy
  19. Pop Goes The Hamster And Other Great Microwave Games
  20. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
  21. The Tickling Babysitter
  22. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  23. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  24. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  25. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
  26. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
  27. Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will
  28. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  29. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  30. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear